What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

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Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

What are cats' natural predators?

Cars.

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Why are Asians bad at golf?

They don't know how to drive.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

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Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

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Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

Manual Jokes More Manual Jokes

Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."