What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

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What kind of car does a pirate drive?

A Yarrrrrrrrris.

Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !

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Why does the Buick Century have that name?

It's the average age of someone who drives one.

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

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What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

What would be Jesus' favorite gun?

A nail gun

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What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?

A mouse organ !

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

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Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic