What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

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Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

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What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

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Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high :D

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Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A blonde parade!

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What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

Brake Jokes More Brake Jokes

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes

Intersection Jokes More Intersection Jokes

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.