Who says building a border wall wont work?

The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still dont have any Mexicans.

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What building has the most stories?

A library.

What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

Why are contortionists always angry?

Their work usually has them pretty bent out of shape.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican firefighter?

Jos

Why was the Mexican bad at archery?

He didn't habanero

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a friendly Chinese man who gives out free firewood?

Kind Ling

What do you call a Chinese orange?

A Mandarin