Who says building a border wall wont work?

The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still dont have any Mexicans.

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How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

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Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

Why do Chinese workers work so hard?

Because their companies are always short-staffed.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What made the New Mexican sad?

He was out of meth.

Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg?

Irene.