What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?

A little suspect

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With a Nine Inch Nail.

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What's gotten into you man?

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When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?

A little suspect

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What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?

A little suspect

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