How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking?

With a Nine Inch Nail.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Why do black people despise environmental studies?

A:Cause they always get hung up on trees.

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Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*