Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

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What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

What did the blind, def and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What brings the monster's babies?

The Frankenstork.

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

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Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?

Elephanta Claus !

What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

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Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

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What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.