Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

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Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?

Elephanta Claus !

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

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What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

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Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

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Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

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What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.