What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

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Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

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Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

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What do you call your friend thats a detective?

Your Sherlock Homie

What is a Detective's favourite pastry?

The Tooth Hurts Donut!

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What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

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Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

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Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide