What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

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What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

Why do bachelors like smart women?

Because they're so rare.

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Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

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How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument?

They went outside and exchanged blows.

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.