How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

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How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

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Why was the lion cub sent to jail?

It was a child predator.

What's the most popular game to play in jail?

Smash Brothers

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Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

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Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

TLDR

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

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Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide