How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

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Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

Contact Jokes More Contact Jokes

How do you contact dead window cleaners?

Use a squeegee board.

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

Exchange Jokes More Exchange Jokes

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

Why do you always exchange your Canadian dollars to USD?

It makes no sense!" "Well neither does the Canadian Mint!"

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany