Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ?

They couldn't they were adders !

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !