What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed asian

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Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

What do a loading bar and my girlfriend have in common?

Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the drunken Irishman say to the Chinese diplomat?

http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/whatdidthedrunkenirishmansaytothechinese/

What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What time does an Asian go to the dentist?

Toof Hurty.

How do you blindfold an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

Crush Asian Jokes More Crush Asian Jokes

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians