What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed asian

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Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an Asian wearing contacts?

Customization. GET IT CUSTOM EYES ASIAN!!!

What do you call an Asian man with one leg?

Tai-Wan-Shu

Crush Asian Jokes More Crush Asian Jokes

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians