How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

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Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

What do you call a muslim in the 90's?

Radical

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why couldn't Shah Rukh Khan enter America?

Because he wasn't an Amirkhan

What's the oldest red wine in America?

Give us back our land!"

Disguise Jokes More Disguise Jokes

What do you call an amphibian in disguise?

Infrognito.

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

Arab Jokes More Arab Jokes

What's an Arab's favorite car?

Citroen C4

What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!