What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

What is your best sushi-related joke or pun?

My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What kind of snake is good at math?

A: An adder.

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver !

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

Why don't southern belles go to orgies any more?

Too many thank you notes to write

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

Hiss Jokes More Hiss Jokes

What did the snake say to the cornered rat ?

Hiss is the end of the line for you !

What did one snake say to another ?

Hiss off !