What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

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What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

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Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ?

Because he had his own scales !

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

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Who wrote "The Tiger's Revenge"?

Claude Balls

What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

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Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into . . . GHOST.

How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

Hiss Jokes More Hiss Jokes

What did the snake say to the cornered rat ?

Hiss is the end of the line for you !

What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.