What do you call an astronaut who loves himself?

A NASAccist!

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What do you call a black man in space?

An astronaut.

What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!

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Why do some people love their VW diesel cars?

Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all.

What if loving you is gross?

That's the question.