Why do some people love their VW diesel cars?

Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

Why isn't there a straight pride parade?

They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

Vw Jokes More Vw Jokes

What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.

Why do blondes drive VWs?

A: Because they can spell it.