Why do some people love their VW diesel cars?

Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all.

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Why don't people from Yorkshire use deodorant?

Because they have no pits.

Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!

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Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.

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What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.

Why do blondes drive VWs?

A: Because they can spell it.