What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad?

A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?

A Microwave.

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Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

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What do you call a Muslim slug?

A snail...

What's a muslim's favourite game?

Goat Stimulator

Muhammad Jokes More Muhammad Jokes

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there