What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad?

A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Previous Random Joke Next

Surfer Jokes More Surfer Jokes

What did the surfer say to David Carradine?

Hang tight

What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?

A Microwave.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

What's the difference between like, love and lust?

Spit Swallow Gargle

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

Muhammad Jokes More Muhammad Jokes

Why was Muhammad's dad always successful in business?

He made a gross prophet!

Why was Muhammad a successful merchant?

Because he was god's profit.