What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad?

A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?

A Microwave.

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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Why do the Dutch people love..... Why do the Dutch people love the Belgian-jokes so much?

They are cheap.

Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

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Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to?

Because they are for prophet.

What does the Muslim ghost say?

Boom.

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Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.