Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

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What is ISIS's favorite kind of coffee?

Decapitated

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

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When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

What did the surfer say to David Carradine?

Hang tight

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What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

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What exactly is that?

Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.

Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.