Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.
'Can I join you?'
A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.
Decapitated
Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."
The NBA draft
With lots of drafts
If you're a surfer and you're getting head.
Hang tight
Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.
Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!
Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.
Guess we'll find out in January.