Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

Why did the King's Justice join Run DMC?

Cuz he be Ilyn.

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What's frozen water and dangerous?

ISIS

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

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How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

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When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

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What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

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Who's there ! Bat ! Bat who ?

Bat you'll never guess!

Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.