Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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What do you call a guy who wants to join the mile high club by himself?

A high-jacker.

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

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What's the best thing about ISIS jokes?

The execution

What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

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Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, they blew it up already.

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Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

How to keep an idiot waiting?

I'll tell you tomorrow. Edit: Grammar.

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How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

Why ya going to the airport?

Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."