Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !

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What's ISIS's favorite Country Band?

Allahbama

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

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How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument?

They went outside and exchanged blows.

Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint?

It was a Free Radical.

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Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?

A Microwave.

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What's reddit without the R&ampD?

Edit:

How do you drowned a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5

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How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.