Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

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Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

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Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

What do you get when Italians join ISIS?

Baked Yazidi

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How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...