Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

What do you call a girl who likes men with small d**ks?

Your girlfriend!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*