Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

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Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

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Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

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How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

How many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Men can be Feminists, too.

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What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

Why didn't Ahmadinejad have a beer?

He wasn't in the MahMoud.

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Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.