Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.
He wanted to catch up on his sleep.
Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.
A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.
Because it was making him moody.
The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."
A man sees that his neigjhbnour doesn't have his wheeled trash bin. "Hey bub, where's ya bin" "I took a little vacation for a few weeks," "No. I meant where's your bin?" "Told ya, vacation, at the beach!" "No man. Where's ya wheely bin?" "Ok, fine! I've wheely been to jail! Happy now?"
If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.
Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.
Pizza Haunt!
He's the one with the clean finger.
