Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

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How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

What does Stevie Wonder call his money?

Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend

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What did one banana say to another banana?

I find you a-peeling

What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

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What do you call a guy who likes telling "dad jokes"?

A "groan" man...

What do you call a guy who only posts clickbait?

A master-baiter

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Why was the astronaut so sore?

He had a buildup of ga-lactic acid.

Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.