Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

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Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

because it's their sen-pais

What do you call a deaf pokemon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

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How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets

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What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.