Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

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Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

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What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

Who took my username?

When I find you, well, you'll be sorry!

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What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

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What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

How do you calm down an astronaut?

you give him space.