Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

because it's their sen-pais

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

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Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!

Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

because it's their sen-pais