Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!

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What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

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How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

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What did the suave frog say to the hot frog?

You're ribbeting!

Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!