What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

What's the most common sleeping position of a man?

Around.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out