What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

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What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it