I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.
Because he saw the snowblower coming
via sticky notes
Because he felt his days were numbered.
Get tested for dyslexia.
A receding hare line.
Because they lactose.
Because it has cis-trust issues
It was feeling a little crumby.
because polly wanted a cracker
Neighbor" thanks bugz
Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!
A fried Chicken leg
No, not Shakey's you insensitive person. Besides having a crippling disability rendering him unable to drive without risk of damage to the pizza, he is also a B-list celebrity worth many hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.
Inner
Duty. Honor.
