Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

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Who went into a witche's den and came out alive ?

The witch !

How is a man like a snowstorm?

A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

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How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

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What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K . Rowling

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How do you guys feel about that new drug-resistant superbug?

It makes me sick.

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

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What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise."

What do you call a white man surrounded by many black men?

A warden

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What do you call a deer with no eyes ?

No idea :)

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Risk Jokes More Risk Jokes

Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Honor Jokes More Honor Jokes

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

How do single people honor valentine's day?

By Celibating!