I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.
Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:
The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."
A statistician.
Selfless
Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.
Is this a tumblr meetup?"
I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.
He was feeling a little horse.
Neighbor" thanks bugz
The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.
Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.
Me: i have no idea what he's for
Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.
No, not Shakey's you insensitive person. Besides having a crippling disability rendering him unable to drive without risk of damage to the pizza, he is also a B-list celebrity worth many hundreds of thousands of dollars.
The Redskins
Your honor.
