Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

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What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

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Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

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How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

How would you feel if I die?

Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!

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Why are crocodiles brown and flat?

A: Because if they were yellow and round, they'd be lemons.

How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.