What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

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How do you prevent 9/11?

Make it a Malaysian airlines flight.

What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

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What do you call a girl who friend zones you?

M'lady

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

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How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets?

Max