What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

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What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

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What does Max have now?

Diabetes.

Why is Max always late?

hey guys be here at 8:15 pm, max 8:30"