Why is Max always late?

hey guys be here at 8:15 pm, max 8:30"

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

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What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets?

Max

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".