Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

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What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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How's life?

she asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

What are you going to get?

ME: wearing a wedding dress Compliments

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What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What do you call a band of unlucky politicians?

The Dead Kennedys.

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs "