What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs "

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How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

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How do you get a date on Tinder?

Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.

What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

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What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

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What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

What do you call a band of otters!?

otterpop

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How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.