How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why do people knock on a locked public restroom door?

And what is the person inside to say "who is it "

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

What do you call someone who likes speed?

Racist.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit?

A: The defendant.