What do you call someone who likes speed?

Racist.

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What did the mathematician say to the lumberjack drummer?

I really like your logger rhythm!

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.