What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!"

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What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

ey, get off me homes!

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

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What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy

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What would one call a movie about meth addictions?

Need for speed.

Why isn't the speed of light Asian?

Because it never gets better than a 'C'.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.