What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

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What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

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What do you call a pig that can't be seen?

Hamouflage

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.