What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

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What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

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What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed."

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

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What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.

When is a pig not quite a pig?

A: When it's oink-ognito.