What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

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How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

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What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

A: Fur-niture.

How do you hire a teddy bear?

Put him on stilts !

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What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.