What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

What do you get when you cross a brown cow with a brown chicken?

brown-chicken-brown-cow--" (said like: 'bowm-chicka-bowm-wawm')

Teddy Bear Jokes More Teddy Bear Jokes

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !

What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

A: Fur-niture.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

How do pigs talk?

Swine language