What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

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Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

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What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

moostard

What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

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What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

Why did the hot dog vendor cry?

He burned his wiener

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What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.