What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

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What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?

A honey bunny.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

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What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd

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What do you call a wiener when you take out its intestines?

A halloweener

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.