How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

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What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

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How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

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What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

Why dont Demons fear oxidation?

Because there's no rust for the wicked

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Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

What do you get when you cross a spud and a metal show?

Moshed potatoes.