Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

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Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

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What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

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How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.