Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

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What's Fonzie's favorite indefinite article?

Ehhhhhh!

Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

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Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

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What's a poor person favorite meal?

Sleep.

What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on