What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

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When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other unemployed cancer cell?

Let's get Jobs. Found in the comments of a post by

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What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

stop with the cheesey jokes!

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking?

It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.

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What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

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What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign 'Clean Washroom'?

He cleaned it!

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What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

Why is it so expensive to divorce a woman here in California?

Because it's worth it.

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Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...

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What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.