What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

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What did Haley Joel Osment find at the top of Mt. Everest?

Icy Dead People

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

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What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? Looks like we have debris all over the place

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

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How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

Why were mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

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What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

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How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.