What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

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Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

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How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't?

No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.

What do you call an X-Games athlete who placed dead last?

A louger.

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What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

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Where can you dance in California?

A. San Fran-disco

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

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How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.