What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

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Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

Why is Reggae so popular in Utah right now?

Because it was popular in California 10 years ago.