Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

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What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a homeless man who works at McDonalds?

One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.

What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

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Whats blue and slippery?

A blue slipper

Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

What do you call a baby Muslim?

A hand grenade.

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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What is a oreo?

2 gang members smashing a white boys face.

What do you call one chickpeas smashing another?

Hummuscide... *italics* gentleman bows

Sledge Hammer Jokes More Sledge Hammer Jokes

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.