What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

Gospel Jokes More Gospel Jokes

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What type of computer sings well?

Adell.

Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

How much alcohol does it take to get a black person drunk?

About three fifths.

What's a black person of the United States called?

A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!