Chain Jokes

What is the similarity between a black man and a bike?

They both only work with a chain on.

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What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

What's the difference between a black guy and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put their chains on.

What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

Why is all the racism in America downstairs?

That's where we keep them chained up.

Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

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What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

What's the difference between a black man and a bike?

The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

Who's there ! Bull ! Bull who ?

Bull the chain when your done !

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?

A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

What would a pig name a chain of food stores?

Stop "N Slop Markets"

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

What do you call a chain of singing islands?

An acapellago.

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

Why are black people afraid of motorcycles?

They'd get caught in the chain.

What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia

What do a black person and a bike have in common?

they both don't work without a chain.

What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

What's the difference between a black person and a bicycle tire?

The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

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