Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats an owl say?

Quien?

Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

Why do gingers hang out with black people?

Because gingers have no soul, and black people have too much!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

Why is Reddit full of liberals?

All the conservatives are out working.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start