Whats an owl say?

Quien?

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Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

Whos there?

Yoda lady. Yoda lady who Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!

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What is the average lifespan of an owl?

A little over 6 books.

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.