What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

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Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!"

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I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

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Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?

OOOOOWWWWLLLL....

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What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

What is Pat Sajak's favorite Christmas carol?

No L