What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

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What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

What do you call a generalization made by a farmer?

An overall statement.

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What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and don't like humour.

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Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

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Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.

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What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

What is Pat Sajak's favorite Christmas carol?

No L