What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

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How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

What's a fresh vegetable?

One that insults a farmer.

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Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

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Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

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What do you call a girl who hunts owls?

A hooters shooter girl

How long do owls live?

Six and a half books.

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What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

What is Pat Sajak's favorite Christmas carol?

No L