What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

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Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

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What do Badgers and Gynecologists have in common?

they both like to root around in your cellar

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

What is the average lifespan of an owl?

A little over 6 books.

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What is Pat Sajak's favorite Christmas carol?

No L

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl