What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

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Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

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A Communist

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A hot dog and a six pack.

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'