How are UFO's related to hamburgers?

Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

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How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

How can we build this?

A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "

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When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!

What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

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What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

Whats the difference between a redneck couple, and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

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Why was the restaurant called "Out of this World"?

Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.

How are UFO's related to hamburgers?

Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!