How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What did the ghost say on December 25th?

A: Scary Christmas!

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?

The nightmayor.