He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!
It didn't like being double crossed.
Because it didn't see that well.
A moo-suem.
A slippery customer.
They were fried in ancient grease!
A: "Would you like fries with that "
Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"
You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot
Kick his sister in the jaw.