Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

Why did the chicken go to the principal's office?

Because he had fowl languange.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a poodle with katey perry?

7 trillion dead toddlers.. LMFAOOOOOOOO

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A: A buffaloaf.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

How did the guy from Kentucky find his sister in the woods?

Pretty good!