Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What's it made of?

An engineering major says "How is it made " An arts major says... "Would you like fries with that "

Why do irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

How did the guy from Kentucky find his sister in the woods?

Pretty good!

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.