Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

What do you call a Winston using his Jetpack?

A Boosted Animal

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Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

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Why did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're all dead

Why don't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?

Because it's is silent....

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Why are girls so hot?

because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P

Who is a golfers favorite singer?

birdy :P