Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.

What will they now use on photos for LGBT magazines?

an airbroosh

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Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why do teenage girls go to the bathroom in 3s and 5s?

Because they literally can't even.

What do you call a place where Mexicans go to the bathroom?

A deport-a-potty.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees?

Because the p is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

P Jokes More P Jokes

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student : By Staying at home. :p

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P