Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do goats do on election day?

Voat. co

What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about?

A: Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis

Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

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Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

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How do you break up an Arab Bingo game?

Yell B-52.

What did the Arab land his 747?

The tarmac, you racist.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Zipper Jokes More Zipper Jokes

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.